Homonyms and similar-sounding words can be real buggers. Spell Check won’t help, and although Word tries to do the thinking for you, when you really need its help, it lets you down every time. What’s a body to do? Relax! You might not be using the wrong word after all! It’s all in how you spin it. This little article will lay many of your worst fears of embarrassment to rest, and down the road I’m bound to come up with a Part Too.
If you are squandering your time, you are usually wasting it, but if you are doing it by spending day after day eating at the local buffet, then it is A-OK to say you are waisting it.
Hanging out with your piers is OK if you are a dock repairman or a yachting enthusiast. Hanging out with pears is appropriate if you own an orchard or are employed by a canning factory.
Going to collage is not acceptable, unless your institution of higher learning is an arts and crafts shop teaching classes on cutting and pasting. If you are only into serious art, or don’t like art at all, do yourself a favor and just attend university.
Runway models exhibit wears, GPS gizmos display your wheres, (but not your weres), and flea market vendors sell wares.
If you plan on altaring a business suit, first make sure the church accepts clothing donations. And if they except clothing donations, that means they’d rather you gave it to the Salvation Army instead. (Cash donations are not usually excepted.)
BUT, if you go to the alter to take care of sin business with the Lord, that is definitely OK. He expects you to alter your ways when you repent.
If you are baring a child, you are getting your little one ready for his bath. And by the way, beware of Greeks baring gifts! (I’m told that their traditions do not include wrapping presents. I like surprises, myself.)
Yes! Your interest can be peaked! Peaked interest refers to an extremely high level of curiosity. If yours reaches those altitudes, make sure you take your inhaler along. The air gets thin in the mountains. (But don’t allow your curiosity to lead you into peeking at things that are none of your business.)
“Balling all over the place” is only OK if you are a roly poly bug or if it hurts so badly that you are curling into the fetal position.
Righting a term paper? Go ahead, if you are a copy editor. I hope you are getting paid well, as this can be a most frustrating assignment.
Hare dryer — I saw one of these handy-dandy appliances at the local farm store. For best results, be careful to follow the included rabbit jerky recipe to the letter.
I’m sorry, it is not possible to horde money. But, if you travel with Genghis Khan or Attila the Hun, you will probably come into plenty of loot to hoard, if that’s your fancy. (It’s more fun to spend it, though.)
So much for today’s taste of homonym grits.